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Monday, August 2, 2010

"Daisy dukes bikinis on top" @ 8:38 AM
So today I went to my uncle's house to have dinner.

It was lasagne and chicken pie. YUM :d Anyway somewhere in between it my brother popped out the question.

Brother: "Hey nick, how do you like the watch we got you?" (We got him a watch from Paul Frank for his birthday)
Nick: "Oh yea I love it, except for the fact that I don't know how to use it."
Brother: "Oh really, glad you like it, its quite popular now." (Wannabe xD)
Nick: "Cool, I was wondering why you'd get me such a expensive present, cheapskate!"

At this point, I was thinking 'Oh-No-Oh-No-Oh-No-Please-God-Don't-Make-Him-Say-It...'
Wadya know, he did.

Brother: "No you're quite right, it was on a 75% discount so we decided not to waste the chance"

Pooh.

And there was this really awkward silence after that.
I mean, who tells someone they got their gift on a sale :l So it didn't sound so expensive after all. Thanks a bunch douche.

somewhere
too far for us to find.